Sandheden om hunderacerne....

[Lenschow]

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

Well it depends on the breed I have heard.....:slem:

• GOLDEN RETRIEVER:
   
  The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
  

• BORDER COLLIE:
   
  Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
  

• DACHSHUND:
   
  You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
  

• ROTTWEILER:
   
  Make me....
  

• LAB:
   
  Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
  

• TIBETAN TERRIER:
   
  Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!
  

• JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:
   
  I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
  

• POODLE:
   
  I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
  

• COCKER SPANIEL:
   
  Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
  

• DOBERMAN:
   
  While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
  

• BOXER:
   
  Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......
  

• CHIHUAHUA:
   
  Yo quiero Taco Bulb?
  

• IRISH WOLFHOUND:
   
  Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....
  

• POINTER:
   
  I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
  

• GREYHOUND:
   
  It isn't moving. Who cares?
  

• AUSTRALIAN CATTLE DOG:
   
  First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..
  

• OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG:
   
  Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
  

• HOUND DOG:
   
  ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z
  

Okay but how many cats then..?

 

None - cats do not work at all - they have people and dogs for that..

 

 

:mrgreen:

[Lonny]

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:

• 
   
  I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Luna er også terrier, så det passer vel meget godt at hun kommer tættest på en Jack russel

[Gæst SikkeEtHundeliv]

Jeg synes nu det skulle være omvendt på Lab og Cocker :blink: