noerby Skrevet Maj 7, 2011 Rapporter Share Skrevet Maj 7, 2011 Tror ikke den har været herinde, så her kommer sandheden som jeg så på et andet forum How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it depends on the breed I have heard..... * GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? * BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. * DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! * ROTTWEILER: Make me.... * LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? * TIBETAN TERRIER: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy! * JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. * POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. * COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. * DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. * BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...... * CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb? * IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.... * POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.... * GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares? * AUSTRALIAN CATTLE DOG: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.. * OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb? * HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z Okay but how many cats then..? None - cats do not work at all - they have people and dogs for that.. Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
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