Brev til Gud fra en hund - :-)

[Lenschow]

Dog's letters to God

 

Dear God,

I write to you because I have some questions. I hope you will answer me because I have been thinking about these topics in almost a year which to me is almost seven dog years!

 

Well here we go, God:

 

Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

 

When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

 

Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' to the 'Chrysler Beagle'?

 

Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

 

We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? (:klap::5up:)

 

Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

 

Dear God, if you answer me I promise the following:

 

- I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

 

- I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

 

- I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box; although they are tasty, they are not food.

 

- The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

 

- The sofa is not a face towel; neither are Mom and Dad's laps.

 

- The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

 

- My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

 

- I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.

 

- I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

 

- Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying 'hello.'

 

- I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

 

- I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.

 

- I will not throw up in the car.

 

- I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.

 

- I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when company is over.

 

Finally Dear God I have only one more question....

 

Is a coincidence that my name is just like yours but spelled backwards?

 

Sincerly

The Dog

 

 

:blink:

[Tonks]

Good dog! :kys:

[Lenschow]

Nemmerlig:-) Den er så sød med det med navnet især- Dog - God... hahaha

[Lonny]

:klap:

[potil]

Fantastisk :klap::hjerte:

[Ulla H]

Og så virkeligheden i for mange lande

 

Undskyld de grimme billeder, men faktisk temmeligt normalt- bare ikke at fotoe det!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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[FrkSmilla]

Hi hi den sidste med navnet, havde jeg heller ikke lige tænkt på.

 

Hvor er brevet sødt skrevet og formuleret.

[Gæst Obelix]

:klap::klap::klap:.