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Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Dog Hair.....


In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced

the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs.

This substance, called "amobacter caninii" has been linked with the

following symptoms in females: Reluctance to cook, clean or do

housework, a reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or high heels.

Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after 'Baby' has

new collars, leashes, beds, treats, food, blankets or toys.


"Amobacter caninii" usually results in long hours away from home and

exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other

humans (especially husbands and boyfriends). "Amobacter caninii" is

thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources - this

may lead to a "pack mentality" or like the potato chip commercial, "you

can't have just one". Beware! If you come in contact with a female

human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours.


Surgeon General's Warning: Dogs are expensive, addictive, and may

impair the ability to use common sense.

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Der findes nogle kvindesygdomme der i sjældne tilfælde også rammer mænd :blink:


Så forstår du måske grunden til at du skal lave det hele her hjemme, mor er smittet :mrgreen:


Så tror jeg lige i to er klar til indlæggelse. I lyder meget syge. :vuf:

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