Can you say "Bitch" in public without blushing? Ja
Do you drive a station wagon, van, or 4x4 when everyone else drives a real car? nej dog ikke
Do you have more than one car? One for you and one for the dogs? både og - vi har to biler og den ene er ikke til hund..
Do you spend your vacations and holidays going to shows, specialties, and seminars when everyone else goes on a cruise? nej
If you do go overseas, is it to London, in March, to attend Crufts? nej
Do you discuss things at the dinner table that would make most doctors leave in disgust? øøøh ... ja men ikke altid hunde-info..
Do you consider formal wear to be clean jeans and freshly washed tennis shoes? har altid jeans på eller træningsdragt...
Was your furniture and carpeting chosen to match your dogs? nej
Are your end tables really dog crates with tablecloths thrown over them? niks
Do you know the meaning of CD, CDX, UD, CGC, HIC, WC, JH, MH, CH, and OTCH? slet ikke
Is your mail made up primarily of dog catalogs, dog magazines, and premium lists? nej...
Do you get up before dawn to go to Training Classes? Dog Shows? Seminars? niks - kun hvis hunden vækker mig...
If you do have dresses, do they all have pockets? har kjoler, og sommerkjoler kan godt være med lommer
Do those pockets often contain freeze dried liver, Rollover, or squeaky toys? nej - dog ikke - kun når hunden er med..
When you meet a new person do you always ask them what kind of dog they have and pity them if they don't have one? nej
Do you remember the name of a person's dog sooner than you remember their name? Helt bestemt! Mennesker hedder læææænge XXXXX-far eller XXXXXX-mor
Do you find non-dog people boring? dog ikke...