Lenschow Skrevet Marts 29, 2011 Rapporter Share Skrevet Marts 29, 2011 Good Evening. My name is Lenschow, and I AM a dogaholic. I would like to welcome all of you to this month's meeting of "Dogaholics Anonymous". Some of you are here tonight because a friend or relative brought you here. You may be sitting here thinking that you are OK and that you really don't need any help. It is not easy to admit that you are a dogaholic, and it is even harder to bring yourself to a DA meeting for help. DA is here to assist you. I have some questions to ask. If you can answer YES to more than three of the following, you have come to the right place. Can you say "Bitch" in public without blushing? Do you drive a station wagon, van, or 4x4 when everyone else drives a real car? Do you have more than one car? One for you and one for the dogs? Do you spend your vacations and holidays going to shows, specialties, and seminars when everyone else goes on a cruise? If you do go overseas, is it to London, in March, to attend Crufts? Do you discuss things at the dinner table that would make most doctors leave in disgust? Do you consider formal wear to be clean jeans and freshly washed tennis shoes? Was your furniture and carpeting chosen to match your dogs? Are your end tables really dog crates with tablecloths thrown over them? Do you know the meaning of CD, CDX, UD, CGC, HIC, WC, JH, MH, CH, and OTCH? Is your mail made up primarily of dog catalogs, dog magazines, and premium lists? Do you get up before dawn to go to Training Classes? Dog Shows? Seminars? If you do have dresses, do they all have pockets? Do those pockets often contain freeze dried liver, Rollover, or squeaky toys? When you meet a new person do you always ask them what kind of dog they have and pity them if they don't have one? Do you remember the name of a person's dog sooner than you remember their name? Do you find non-dog people boring? If you answered YES to one of the above, there is still hope. If you answered YES to two, you are in serious trouble. If you answered YES to three or more, you have come to the right place. My advice to all of you with three or more YESes is to sit back and smile, turn to the smiling person next to you and know that your life will always be filled with good friends and good dogs and it will never be boring. :klap: Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
korvis Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Rapporter Share Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Good Evening. My name is Lenschow, and I AM a dogaholic. I would like to welcome all of you to this month's meeting of "Dogaholics Anonymous". Some of you are here tonight because a friend or relative brought you here. You may be sitting here thinking that you are OK and that you really don't need any help. It is not easy to admit that you are a dogaholic, and it is even harder to bring yourself to a DA meeting for help. DA is here to assist you. I have some questions to ask. If you can answer YES to more than three of the following, you have come to the right place. Can you say "Bitch" in public without blushing? Do you drive a station wagon, van, or 4x4 when everyone else drives a real car? Do you have more than one car? One for you and one for the dogs? Do you spend your vacations and holidays going to shows, specialties, and seminars when everyone else goes on a cruise? If you do go overseas, is it to London, in March, to attend Crufts? Do you discuss things at the dinner table that would make most doctors leave in disgust? Do you consider formal wear to be clean jeans and freshly washed tennis shoes? Was your furniture and carpeting chosen to match your dogs? Are your end tables really dog crates with tablecloths thrown over them? Do you know the meaning of CD, CDX, UD, CGC, HIC, WC, JH, MH, CH, and OTCH? Is your mail made up primarily of dog catalogs, dog magazines, and premium lists? Do you get up before dawn to go to Training Classes? Dog Shows? Seminars? If you do have dresses, do they all have pockets? Do those pockets often contain freeze dried liver, Rollover, or squeaky toys? When you meet a new person do you always ask them what kind of dog they have and pity them if they don't have one? Do you remember the name of a person's dog sooner than you remember their name? Do you find non-dog people boring? If you answered YES to one of the above, there is still hope. If you answered YES to two, you are in serious trouble. If you answered YES to three or more, you have come to the right place. My advice to all of you with three or more YESes is to sit back and smile, turn to the smiling person next to you and know that your life will always be filled with good friends and good dogs and it will never be boring. :klap: My name is Korvis, and I'm a dogaholic... :klap::klap::klap: Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
Lenschow Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Forfatter Rapporter Share Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 LOL Vi er da i det mindste to heldige så Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
Tonks Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Rapporter Share Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 I have some questions to ask. If you can answer YES to more than three of the following, you have come to the right place. Can you say "Bitch" in public without blushing? yup Do you drive a station wagon, van, or 4x4 when everyone else drives a real car? nope Do you have more than one car? One for you and one for the dogs? nope Do you spend your vacations and holidays going to shows, specialties, and seminars when everyone else goes on a cruise? nope If you do go overseas, is it to London, in March, to attend Crufts? nope Do you discuss things at the dinner table that would make most doctors leave in disgust? nope Do you consider formal wear to be clean jeans and freshly washed tennis shoes? nope Was your furniture and carpeting chosen to match your dogs? nope Are your end tables really dog crates with tablecloths thrown over them? nope - min hund er velopdragen! Do you know the meaning of CD, CDX, UD, CGC, HIC, WC, JH, MH, CH, and OTCH? eh...nope... Is your mail made up primarily of dog catalogs, dog magazines, and premium lists? nix Do you get up before dawn to go to Training Classes? Dog Shows? Seminars? never If you do have dresses, do they all have pockets? nogen af dem Do those pockets often contain freeze dried liver, Rollover, or squeaky toys? nix When you meet a new person do you always ask them what kind of dog they have and pity them if they don't have one? nej Do you remember the name of a person's dog sooner than you remember their name? er elendig til at huske navne. Do you find non-dog people boring? nope. Der er håb for mig! Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
Aussiepower! Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Rapporter Share Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Are your end tables really dog crates with tablecloths thrown over them? nope - min hund er velopdragen! Undskyld, men dén forstår jeg altså ikke dit svar på? Du har ikke hundebur stående fordi din hund er velopdragen Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
Tonks Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Rapporter Share Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Undskyld, men dén forstår jeg altså ikke dit svar på? Du har ikke hundebur stående fordi din hund er velopdragen :stupid: læste det som borde med klo mærker, så der derfor var dug på Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
KarinaO Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Rapporter Share Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Jeg er åbenbart ikke så hårdt ramt af hundegalskab, som jeg gik og troede. Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
Amocca Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Rapporter Share Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 jeg er vist fortabt - kunne vist svare ja til 8 Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
Aussiepower! Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Rapporter Share Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 :stupid: læste det som borde med klo mærker, så der derfor var dug på syntes squ godt nok også at det lød lidt mærkeligt Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
Aussiepower! Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Rapporter Share Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Jeg kunne vist så svare ja, til 10-11 stykker Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
Aina B Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Rapporter Share Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Can you say "Bitch" in public without blushing? jøp Do you drive a station wagon, van, or 4x4 when everyone else drives a real car? gætter på en ordentlig kassevogn tæller Så jøp Do you have more than one car? One for you and one for the dogs? dog ikke Do you spend your vacations and holidays going to shows, specialties, and seminars when everyone else goes on a cruise? nej If you do go overseas, is it to London, in March, to attend Crufts? nope Do you discuss things at the dinner table that would make most doctors leave in disgust? nogle gange..hehe, men ikke hunderelateret...så...hm...må blive et nej Do you consider formal wear to be clean jeans and freshly washed tennis shoes? haha tæt på...men...narh... Was your furniture and carpeting chosen to match your dogs? nope Are your end tables really dog crates with tablecloths thrown over them? nej Do you know the meaning of CD, CDX, UD, CGC, HIC, WC, JH, MH, CH, and OTCH? overhovedet ikke Is your mail made up primarily of dog catalogs, dog magazines, and premium lists? nej... Do you get up before dawn to go to Training Classes? Dog Shows? Seminars? ikke så ofte, men ja til agility stævner... If you do have dresses, do they all have pockets? har ikke rigtigt kjoler..tror jeg Do those pockets often contain freeze dried liver, Rollover, or squeaky toys? hehe nej - det har jeg crosserkurven til When you meet a new person do you always ask them what kind of dog they have and pity them if they don't have one? hm...ikke helt, men det er da et spørgsmål der kommer op - om de har hund altså Do you remember the name of a person's dog sooner than you remember their name? JA!!!!!!!! Do you find non-dog people boring? dog ikke... Må jeg godt være her så...? Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
Lenschow Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Forfatter Rapporter Share Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 LOL vi er nogle fortabte imellem:-) Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
skipper-odense Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Rapporter Share Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Jeg kunne svare ja til 7 Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
Sille12 Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Rapporter Share Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Hej, Jeg er vist "in serious trouble":engel:. V.H. Sille Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
Gæst Afganskmynde Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Rapporter Share Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Yes, I am a dogaholic and I was born that way. Hunde faar mig altid til at koble helt fra og slappe fuldstaendig af, og alle bekymringer er mirakulost forsvundet. Fantastisk form for yoga:genert: Faktisk kalder min mor, vores familie for en 'rigtig hundefamilie' Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
bernerazuro Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Rapporter Share Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Can you say "Bitch" in public without blushing? Ja Do you drive a station wagon, van, or 4x4 when everyone else drives a real car? Mine forældre betalte og det er deres bil, men ja Do you have more than one car? One for you and one for the dogs? Nej, hundebilen kan da bruges til alle formål Do you spend your vacations and holidays going to shows, specialties, and seminars when everyone else goes on a cruise? Jaaa, det er i hvert fald tæt på! If you do go overseas, is it to London, in March, to attend Crufts? Nej Do you discuss things at the dinner table that would make most doctors leave in disgust? Nogle gange Do you consider formal wear to be clean jeans and freshly washed tennis shoes? Nej Was your furniture and carpeting chosen to match your dogs? Næh, hunden er hvor hunden er, om den passer til det eller ej - men det gør han jo lige meget hvad :hjerte: Are your end tables really dog crates with tablecloths thrown over them? Nej, for søren da... Så kan man jo ikke komme til med benene og har desuden ikke hundebur Do you know the meaning of CD, CDX, UD, CGC, HIC, WC, JH, MH, CH, and OTCH? Amerinske titler for prøver af forskellig slags - kun CH jeg præcist ved hvad bertder Is your mail made up primarily of dog catalogs, dog magazines, and premium lists? Nej, men hunde-forum? Do you get up before dawn to go to Training Classes? Dog Shows? Seminars? Jep. If you do have dresses, do they all have pockets? Nix Do those pockets often contain freeze dried liver, Rollover, or squeaky toys? På alt andet tøj, øøøh... Ja When you meet a new person do you always ask them what kind of dog they have and pity them if they don't have one? Dog ikke Do you remember the name of a person's dog sooner than you remember their name? Absolut - hundene bliver husket! Do you find non-dog people boring? Ehm, øh... Ikke alle... Men hundemennesker er mest interessante Men har da lidt andre interesser end hunde, så hvis bare de kan snakke om dem Jeg er vist fortabt Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
Gæst Obelix Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Rapporter Share Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Jeg må vist også indse at jeg er tæt på at være fortabt . Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
tantemaier Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Rapporter Share Besvaret Marts 29, 2011 Også her. Kunne svare ja til 6 Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
MiniBillen Besvaret Marts 30, 2011 Rapporter Share Besvaret Marts 30, 2011 7 rigtige wuhuu - nå det var ikke sådan en quiz?:slem: Så jeg vidst fortabt:mrgreen: Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
Stjernetosse Besvaret Marts 30, 2011 Rapporter Share Besvaret Marts 30, 2011 :stupid: læste det som borde med klo mærker, så der derfor var dug på Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
Stjernetosse Besvaret Marts 30, 2011 Rapporter Share Besvaret Marts 30, 2011 Can you say "Bitch" in public without blushing? Ja Do you drive a station wagon, van, or 4x4 when everyone else drives a real car? Ja Do you have more than one car? One for you and one for the dogs? Vi har flere biler, men ikke som beskrevet her Do you spend your vacations and holidays going to shows, specialties, and seminars when everyone else goes on a cruise? Semi... Min kærestes ferie er den uge beagleklubben holder VSS... Så jaaah noget i den dur. If you do go overseas, is it to London, in March, to attend Crufts? Har ikke været på crufts endnu... Do you discuss things at the dinner table that would make most doctors leave in disgust? Nej - ikke med kæresten. Han er lidt sart Do you consider formal wear to be clean jeans and freshly washed tennis shoes? Haha, ej ikke formelt... Was your furniture and carpeting chosen to match your dogs? Lædersofaen blev valgt fordi den er nem at gøre ren for hår. Tæpperne blev fravalgt... Så ja den er vel ikke helt gal... Are your end tables really dog crates with tablecloths thrown over them? Har bure stående, men ikke som endeborde Do you know the meaning of CD, CDX, UD, CGC, HIC, WC, JH, MH, CH, and OTCH? Narh kun nogle få af dem... Is your mail made up primarily of dog catalogs, dog magazines, and premium lists? 50/50 tror jeg Do you get up before dawn to go to Training Classes? Dog Shows? Seminars? Ja hvis vi skal lang vejs er vi da tidligt oppe... If you do have dresses, do they all have pockets? Nej, men jeg udstiller heller ikke i kjoler... Do those pockets often contain freeze dried liver, Rollover, or squeaky toys? Ja... When you meet a new person do you always ask them what kind of dog they have and pity them if they don't have one? Haha, nej ikke helt... Men spørger da ind til om de har hund. Så er der jo altid noget at snakke om... Do you remember the name of a person's dog sooner than you remember their name? Ja... Do you find non-dog people boring? Nej... Hi... My name is Louise, and I am a dogaholic.... AND PROUD OF IT!!! :banan: Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
BassilBerner Besvaret Marts 30, 2011 Rapporter Share Besvaret Marts 30, 2011 Can you say "Bitch" in public without blushing? Ja Do you drive a station wagon, van, or 4x4 when everyone else drives a real car? nej dog ikke Do you have more than one car? One for you and one for the dogs? både og - vi har to biler og den ene er ikke til hund.. Do you spend your vacations and holidays going to shows, specialties, and seminars when everyone else goes on a cruise? nej If you do go overseas, is it to London, in March, to attend Crufts? nej Do you discuss things at the dinner table that would make most doctors leave in disgust? øøøh ... ja men ikke altid hunde-info.. Do you consider formal wear to be clean jeans and freshly washed tennis shoes? har altid jeans på eller træningsdragt... Was your furniture and carpeting chosen to match your dogs? nej Are your end tables really dog crates with tablecloths thrown over them? niks Do you know the meaning of CD, CDX, UD, CGC, HIC, WC, JH, MH, CH, and OTCH? slet ikke Is your mail made up primarily of dog catalogs, dog magazines, and premium lists? nej... Do you get up before dawn to go to Training Classes? Dog Shows? Seminars? niks - kun hvis hunden vækker mig... If you do have dresses, do they all have pockets? har kjoler, og sommerkjoler kan godt være med lommer Do those pockets often contain freeze dried liver, Rollover, or squeaky toys? nej - dog ikke - kun når hunden er med.. When you meet a new person do you always ask them what kind of dog they have and pity them if they don't have one? nej Do you remember the name of a person's dog sooner than you remember their name? Helt bestemt! Mennesker hedder læææænge XXXXX-far eller XXXXXX-mor Do you find non-dog people boring? dog ikke... Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
Riesenfan Besvaret Marts 30, 2011 Rapporter Share Besvaret Marts 30, 2011 Can you say "Bitch" in public without blushing? Ja Do you drive a station wagon, van, or 4x4 when everyone else drives a real car? ja Do you have more than one car? One for you and one for the dogs? ja men begge biler er indrettet med hundebure... Do you spend your vacations and holidays going to shows, specialties, and seminars when everyone else goes on a cruise? øh ikke shows men træningslejr i både Sv og N og Tyskland og... If you do go overseas, is it to London, in March, to attend Crufts? nej Do you discuss things at the dinner table that would make most doctors leave in disgust? tjo. Do you consider formal wear to be clean jeans and freshly washed tennis shoes? går altid i træningsbukser med monster mange lommer og vandre-fodtøj af variabelt udseende.. Was your furniture and carpeting chosen to match your dogs? nej Are your end tables really dog crates with tablecloths thrown over them? nope Do you know the meaning of CD, CDX, UD, CGC, HIC, WC, JH, MH, CH, and OTCH? jo de fleste af dem Is your mail made up primarily of dog catalogs, dog magazines, and premium lists? nej Do you get up before dawn to go to Training Classes? Dog Shows? Seminars? jeps If you do have dresses, do they all have pockets? nej har ikke kjoler ..men lommer i alt andet tøj.. Do those pockets often contain freeze dried liver, Rollover, or squeaky toys? ja.... When you meet a new person do you always ask them what kind of dog they have and pity them if they don't have one? nej Do you remember the name of a person's dog sooner than you remember their name? ja... Do you find non-dog people boring? nej Jeg er formentlig hårdere ramt end de fleste... Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
a9 Besvaret Marts 30, 2011 Rapporter Share Besvaret Marts 30, 2011 Hva' så hvis jeg er en dogaholic - jeg nægter at tage i rehab uden min hund :fornaermet: Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
Louise_J Besvaret Marts 30, 2011 Rapporter Share Besvaret Marts 30, 2011 Svarede ja til 9 stykker - og det vælger jeg at tage som noget positivt Citér Link til indlæg Del på andre sites More sharing options...
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